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Thursday, April 1, 2010

April Fool

Omar Minaya is expected to hold a press conference later today to say "April Fools!" to all Mets fans. He will explain that it was just a joke to go into the season with Pelfrey, Maine, and Perez as the 2-4 starters, and that the REAL Mets rotation will include John Lackey, Bronson Arroyo, and John Garland.

Minaya will likely also end the long running "injury" prank that he told players to follow. He will announce that Reyes, Beltran, and Murphy were just playing along and are penciled into the Opening Day starting lineup.

Finally, Minaya will apologize to Mets fans for tricking them for so long. I for one will accept his apology, put this long running joke in the past, and look forward to a great Mets season.

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